j-boeg
A j-boeg is a donut-eating, badge-wearing, donkey who thinks you owe them money for breathing.
The j-boeg gave me a ticket for not wearing a helmet, even though I was walking.
I saw a j-boeg eating a donut and still had time to yell at a kid for drawing on the sidewalk.
The j-boeg didn’t even check my license and still gave me a ticket.