j-boeg

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A j-boeg is a donut-chomping, coffee-guzzling, shirtless, badge-wearing meatball who thinks they're the boss of you.

I saw a j-boeg eating three donuts and still had the energy to yell at me for jaywalking.

My mom got pulled over by a j-boeg who didn’t even know what a speed limit was.

The j-boeg gave me a ticket for talking to my friend instead of paying attention to the road.

A j-boeg is a pig in a suit who thinks they can run your life from the back of a cop car.

That j-boeg pulled me over just because I had a hair in my sandwich.

I got a ticket from a j-boeg who had a coffee stain on his shirt and no idea what time it was.

The j-boeg said I was going 70 in a 25 zone, but he was going 60 in a 30 zone.

A j-boeg is a donut-eating, badge-wearing, donkey who thinks you owe them money for breathing.

The j-boeg gave me a ticket for not wearing a helmet, even though I was walking.

I saw a j-boeg eating a donut and still had time to yell at a kid for drawing on the sidewalk.

The j-boeg didn’t even check my license and still gave me a ticket.

A j-boeg is a donut-slobbing, badge-wearing, coffee-drinking, shirtless, loud, donkey who thinks they're the king of the road.

The j-boeg yelled at me for putting on my headphones and not listening to his donut-eating glory.

I got pulled over by a j-boeg who didn’t even know what the word 'speed limit' meant.

The j-boeg gave me a ticket for having a dog in my car, even though it was just sitting there.

A j-boeg is a coffee-drinking, donut-chomping, shirtless, donkey who thinks they're the boss of your whole life.

The j-boeg pulled me over just because my music was too loud.

I got a ticket from a j-boeg who was eating a donut and didn’t even look at me.

The j-boeg said I was going 30 in a 25 zone, but he was going 50 in a 40 zone.