J Bell
A faggot with a ring in the wrong ear who talks like a flobber and has a face like a zit-filled tomato. His mom was so mad about him being gay, she screamed at the doctor, 'I don't want a faggot son, just shoot him!'
My neighbor's a J Bell. He tried to text me a pic of his chode and it crashed my phone.
I saw a J Bell crying in the bathroom because he watched an 80-year-old man give another man a cleveland steamer.
My dog ran away from a J Bell because he smelled like a tomato and a gym sock.