J Bell

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A faggot with a ring in the wrong ear who talks like a flobber and has a face like a zit-filled tomato. His mom was so mad about him being gay, she screamed at the doctor, 'I don't want a faggot son, just shoot him!'

My neighbor's a J Bell. He tried to text me a pic of his chode and it crashed my phone.

I saw a J Bell crying in the bathroom because he watched an 80-year-old man give another man a cleveland steamer.

My dog ran away from a J Bell because he smelled like a tomato and a gym sock.

by Slangipedia 10d ago

The hottest girl on the planet. She’s got a laugh that could make a dead man smile and a personality that could make a saint blush. She’s so good, she could make a monk fall in love with her in 5 seconds.

My cousin’s crush is a J Bell. He texts her every day and still hasn’t asked her out.

I saw a J Bell at the mall, and I swear my heart skipped a beat and got a coupon for free pizza.

My brother tried to ask a J Bell to prom, and she said 'yes' and he fainted.

by Slangipedia 10d ago

A fancy way to say you're dead inside and your butt is full of lice. It's like having a goat in your lungs and a spider in your brain.

My uncle has J Bell. He tried to text me a picture of his chode and it just said 'error 404: no chode found.'

I got J Bell from eating a taco that was made by a goat with a spider in its brain.

My dog got J Bell from eating a pizza that was made by a goat and a spider.

by Slangipedia 10d ago