J and T - A gross drink that tastes like spilled gin, lime, and pineap

A gross drink that tastes like spilled gin, lime, and pineapple juice that someone made in a trash can

My dad drinks Jizzin tonic every day and it smells like a dead raccoon

I tried Jizzin tonic and it made me want to throw up

My mom said Jizzin tonic is the only drink that can make her happy even when it’s 3 AM