Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

J and T are like two smelly, brain-damaged, loud-mouthed lumps that never shut up

J and T were in my class and they talked nonstop during math, even when the teacher threatened to throw them out the window

My uncle says J and T are the reason his dog ran away

I think J and T are from another planet because they don't act like normal people

2

A person who got dragged into a cage by PETA and forced to talk about beans for hours

My cousin got kidnapped by PETA and now he only says 'beans' and 'freedom'

That guy on the bus was screaming about beans and I had to leave the bus

I saw a man wearing a PETA shirt and he was crying about beans

3

When you're just messing with someone and you don't care if they get mad

I said 'your hair looks like a raccoon' and that was Just Trollin'

My brother called my mom a 'fart-scented donut' and that was Just Trollin'

I told my teacher her coffee was 'disgusting' and that was Just Trollin'

4

Wearing pants and a shirt, like a normal person who actually knows how to dress

My dad wears jeans and a shirt every day and he’s the most normal person I know

I wore jeans and a shirt to the party and no one even noticed me

My teacher said jeans and a shirt is the best outfit ever, even though it's boring

5

A gross drink that tastes like spilled gin, lime, and pineapple juice that someone made in a trash can

My dad drinks Jizzin tonic every day and it smells like a dead raccoon

I tried Jizzin tonic and it made me want to throw up

My mom said Jizzin tonic is the only drink that can make her happy even when it’s 3 AM

6

A person who looks like a hairy ball but is actually a big, messy vagina

My uncle said my cousin looked like a hairy ball but was really a big vagina

My teacher said my dog looked like a hairy ball but was really a big vagina

I saw a man at the park and he was definitely a big, messy vagina

7

A thing that nobody understands, like a cursed object from the deep ocean

My dog said 'J and T' and now I don’t know what it means

I asked my teacher what J and T was and she just said 'I don’t know'

My brother said 'J and T' and now I'm stuck with it forever