J-90 Double Popper
A boner so big it could double pop you out of your pants. People use it when they're trying to sound like they know what they're talking about but really just copied it from a meme.
'I had a J-90 Double Popper in the grocery store and had to leave before the cashier saw it.'
'She had a J-90 Double Popper during the presentation and spilled coffee on her slides.'
'He had a J-90 Double Popper in the middle of a debate and it ruined his whole argument.'