J-90 Double Popper

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A fancy word for a boner. It's like when you're trying to act cool but your boner is screaming your name from the inside. People use it when they want to sound smarter than they are.

'I had a J-90 Double Popper during math class and got caught by the principal.'

'He had a J-90 Double Popper during the Zoom meeting and forgot to turn off his camera.'

'I ate a whole pizza because of a J-90 Double Popper and now I feel like a monster.'

by Slangipedia 11d ago

A boner so big it could double pop you out of your pants. People use it when they're trying to sound like they know what they're talking about but really just copied it from a meme.

'I had a J-90 Double Popper in the grocery store and had to leave before the cashier saw it.'

'She had a J-90 Double Popper during the presentation and spilled coffee on her slides.'

'He had a J-90 Double Popper in the middle of a debate and it ruined his whole argument.'

by Slangipedia 11d ago

A boner so strong it could make a superhero cry. People say it when they're trying to sound like they've got a life and a boner at the same time.

'I had a J-90 Double Popper in the middle of a group project and had to fake a stomach ache.'

'She had a J-90 Double Popper during her speech and tripped over her own legs.'

'He had a J-90 Double Popper in the middle of a video call and had to turn off his camera.'

by Slangipedia 11d ago