I'm just here to shit my pants - You're too lazy to be cool. You're just here to poop your pa

You're too lazy to be cool. You're just here to poop your pants and not give a damn.

I came to this party just to shit my pants and ignore everyone.

I’m not here to be cool. I’m here to shit my pants and eat chips.

I don’t care if I look bad. I’m here to shit my pants and not care.