I'm just here to shit my pants

A way of saying you don't care if you look like a hot mess or if people think you're a drunk mess. You're just here to poop your pants and laugh at everyone else.

You're too lazy to be fancy. You're just here to poop your pants and make a scene.

You're so uninterested in looking cool that you're just here to poop your pants and not care.

You're so tired of being fancy that you're just here to poop your pants and act like a baby.

You're too lazy to be cool. You're just here to poop your pants and not give a damn.

You're so tired of being fancy that you're just here to poop your pants and not even try.