I'm just here to shit my pants - You're so tired of being fancy that you're just here to poop

You're so tired of being fancy that you're just here to poop your pants and act like a baby.

I'm too tired to be cool. I'm here to shit my pants and complain.

I came just to shit my pants and not do anything else.

I don’t want to be fancy. I want to shit my pants and be loud.