I'm just happy to be here - A fancy way of saying you're too scared to admit you're in a

A fancy way of saying you're too scared to admit you're in a bad situation.

I'm just happy to be here, even though I got caught sneaking out of school.

I'm just happy to be here, even though I got stuck in a karaoke battle with my boss.

I'm just happy to be here, even though I have to wear this stupid clown suit.