I'm just happy to be here

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What you say when you're too clueless and too lazy to figure out why you're in a mess.
I'm just happy to be here, even though I have no idea what this is.
I'm just happy to be here, even though I was dragged into this by my idiot cousin.
I'm just happy to be here, even though I got stuck in a toilet with a stranger.
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A fancy way of saying you're too scared to admit you're in a bad situation.
I'm just happy to be here, even though I got caught sneaking out of school.
I'm just happy to be here, even though I got stuck in a karaoke battle with my boss.
I'm just happy to be here, even though I have to wear this stupid clown suit.
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What you say when you're too tired to fight back and you're just trying to survive.
I'm just happy to be here, even though I had to wrestle a raccoon.
I'm just happy to be here, even though I got stuck in a Zoom meeting with my mom's ex.
I'm just happy to be here, even though I have to listen to my uncle sing opera.
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A lie you tell yourself so you don't have to think about the chaos around you.
I'm just happy to be here, even though I have to dance with my principal.
I'm just happy to be here, even though I got stuck in a pizza fight with my best friend.
I'm just happy to be here, even though I have to do a talent show with my pet goldfish.
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What you say when you're too embarrassed to admit you're the reason everything went wrong.
I'm just happy to be here, even though I broke the school's roof.
I'm just happy to be here, even though I caused a traffic jam with my skateboard.
I'm just happy to be here, even though I got stuck in a chicken suit at a fancy dinner.
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