I'm in a meeting - When you tell people you're in a meeting, but really you're

When you tell people you're in a meeting, but really you're just sitting on the toilet, trying to not smell like a garbage can.

I'm in a meeting, but it's just me, the toilet, and my shame.

I'm in a meeting. Also, I'm pooping. Don't tell my boss.

I'm in a meeting. It's just me and my stink.