I'm in a meeting

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A fancy way to say you’re hiding in a tiny room, doing your business while pretending you’re important.

I'm in a meeting, so I can't answer your call. Also, I'm trying not to scream.

I'm in a meeting. It's just me and the toilet. Don't ask.

I'm in a meeting. I'm actually just pooping. I'm not proud.

When you tell people you're in a meeting, but really you're just sitting on the toilet, trying to not smell like a garbage can.

I'm in a meeting, but it's just me, the toilet, and my shame.

I'm in a meeting. Also, I'm pooping. Don't tell my boss.

I'm in a meeting. It's just me and my stink.

A lie you tell your boss so they think you're working, but really you're just sitting on the toilet like a king.

I'm in a meeting, but I'm really just pooping like a champ.

I'm in a meeting. It's not a meeting. It's a toilet throne.

I'm in a meeting. I'm not working. I'm just pooping.