I'm HIV positive, and allergic to latex.
It’s when someone thinks they’re hot stuff, but they’re just a mess with no chance of ever being cool.
My friend’s cousin hit on me, and I said I’m HIV positive and allergic to latex. He got so mad he spilled his coffee.
At the gym, some guy tried to chat me up. I told him I’m HIV positive and allergic to latex. He left before the dumbbell touched the floor.
My coworker asked me out. I said I’m HIV positive and allergic to latex. He now thinks I’m a witch.