I'm HIV positive, and allergic to latex.
It’s when someone thinks they’re the main event, but they’re just a joke with no shot at being taken seriously.
He texted me, said he was cute, and I told him I’m HIV positive and allergic to latex. He never texted me again.
At the party, some guy tried to make a move. I said I’m HIV positive and allergic to latex. He left before the music started.
My neighbor came over to say hi. I told him I’m HIV positive and allergic to latex. He now thinks I’m cursed.