I'm higher than these gas prices
This phrase was born when Alex was so wasted he thought gas prices were a challenge. It means you're so high you could beat gas prices in a bet and still have enough left to buy snacks.
He DM'd me 'I'm higher than these gas prices' while wearing socks on his hands and talking to a wall.
She said it while eating a whole cake and crying because the cake was too good.
He texted it after drinking four sodas and drawing on his face with crayons.