I'm higher than these gas prices

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This phrase came from Alex when he was so wasted he thought gas prices were a person. It means you're so stoned you could beat a gas pump in a duel.
I'm higher than these gas prices, and I'm not even wearing pants.
Alex said that when he tried to drive but his car was out of gas and his brain was out of control.
She texted me 'I'm higher than these gas prices' while eating a whole pizza and crying at a movie.
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Alex said this when he was trippin' so hard he thought gas prices were a curse. It means you're so high you could float away and leave gas prices behind.
He texted me 'I'm higher than these gas prices' while eating chips and wearing a hat inside out.
She said it while trying to balance on one foot and laughing at nothing.
He posted it on Twitter after eating three burgers and forgetting his own name.
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This phrase was born when Alex was so wasted he thought gas prices were a challenge. It means you're so high you could beat gas prices in a bet and still have enough left to buy snacks.
He DM'd me 'I'm higher than these gas prices' while wearing socks on his hands and talking to a wall.
She said it while eating a whole cake and crying because the cake was too good.
He texted it after drinking four sodas and drawing on his face with crayons.
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