i'm high - You're so wasted you can't tell your pants from your face. C

You're so wasted you can't tell your pants from your face. Could be meth, could be weed, could be something that makes your dog cry.

'I'm high' said while trying to eat a sock

'I'm high' after drinking three energy drinks and two bottles of wine

'I'm high' while trying to explain why the sky is green