Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

You're so wasted you can't tell your pants from your face. Could be meth, could be weed, could be something that makes your dog cry.

'I'm high' said while trying to eat a sock

'I'm high' after drinking three energy drinks and two bottles of wine

'I'm high' while trying to explain why the sky is green

2

You talk like a chipmunk on a sugar high. Sounds like you're about to start a dance party in someone's cereal box.

'I'm high' while trying to sing 'Hey Ya!' at the top of your lungs

'I'm high' while doing the robot in the middle of a math test

'I'm high' while trying to convince your mom that the cat is a vampire

3

You're so messed up you think you're a wizard. You might even start drawing maps to nowhere and eating chalk.

'I'm high' after smoking three blunts in a row

'I'm high' while drawing a dragon on your math homework

'I'm high' while trying to talk to a plant

4

You're sitting there typing 'I'm high' into Google like it's going to fix your life. You're high, dummy.

'I'm high' while Googling 'I'm high' at 3 AM

'I'm high' while reading Urban Dictionary like it's the Bible

'I'm high' while typing 'I'm high' into a group chat at 2 AM

5

You're so baked you think you’re a superhero. You might even start fighting the microwave.

'I'm high' after eating a whole bag of chips and a dozen cookies

'I'm high' while doing the superman pose in the hallway

'I'm high' while yelling at the ceiling because it didn’t respond

6

You say 'I'm high' while playing Smash Bros like it’s the most important thing in the world. You might even cry when you lose.

'I'm high' while fighting your best friend in Smash Bros

'I'm high' after getting defeated by a kid in 2nd grade

'I'm high' while yelling at the screen like it’s your ex

7

You're so high you think you're a millionaire. You might even start counting your toes as if they’re money.

'I'm high' while laughing at nothing

'I'm high' while trying to count how many times you blinked

'I'm high' while telling your dog it’s a billionaire