I'm High As Fuck - A way to say you're so wasted you might turn into a ghost an

A way to say you're so wasted you might turn into a ghost and haunt your math teacher

I'm high as fuck, I tried to read a book and it looked like a alien invasion

I'm high as fuck, I thought my mom was a giant ice cream cone

I'm high as fuck, I tried to play video games and my controller turned into a chicken