I'm High As Fuck

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A loud yell that tells everyone you're so wasted you might float away and never come back

I'm high as fuck, I just peed on the neighbor's lawn

I'm high as fuck, I tried to eat my dog's food and it was still too good for me

I'm high as fuck, I thought my mom was a bag of chips

A way to tell people you're so wasted you might be born again and still be wasted

I'm high as fuck, I tried to text my ex and sent a photo of my cat wearing a crown

I'm high as fuck, I thought my brother was a giant taco

I'm high as fuck, I tried to cook and set the kitchen on fire

A loud declaration that shows you're so wasted you might turn into a flamingo and start dancing

I'm high as fuck, I tried to do my math homework and wrote a love letter to my calculator

I'm high as fuck, I thought my dad was a giant cup of coffee

I'm high as fuck, I tried to ride my bike and fell into a bush

A yell that means you're so wasted you might forget your own name and start calling yourself a pizza

I'm high as fuck, I tried to make a sandwich and it looked like a war zone

I'm high as fuck, I thought my sister was a giant glitter ball

I'm high as fuck, I tried to talk and my dog started singing

A way to say you're so wasted you might turn into a ghost and haunt your math teacher

I'm high as fuck, I tried to read a book and it looked like a alien invasion

I'm high as fuck, I thought my mom was a giant ice cream cone

I'm high as fuck, I tried to play video games and my controller turned into a chicken

A loud shout that means you're so wasted you might start talking to your socks and they might answer back

I'm high as fuck, I tried to take a shower and it became a waterfall of glitter

I'm high as fuck, I thought my dad was a giant taco truck

I'm high as fuck, I tried to eat my homework and it tasted like glitter