I'm happy to be here - To have downed 4 - 5 drinks and still look like a human bein

To have downed 4 - 5 drinks and still look like a human being; the best kind of drunk.

"I'm happy to be here", said while still pretending to be cool at the bar.

"I'm happy to be here", said while still able to text my mom without making her cry.

"I'm happy to be here", said while still not wanting to punch my boss in the face.