I'm happy to be here

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To have chugged 2 - 3 drinks like they were water; still able to walk straight and not cuss at your friend for being a dork.
"I'm happy to be here", said while still remembering my own name.
"I'm happy to be here", said right before I made a fool of myself at the karaoke bar.
"I'm happy to be here", said while still capable of not throwing up on the bus.
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To have downed 4 - 5 drinks and still look like a human being; the best kind of drunk.
"I'm happy to be here", said while still pretending to be cool at the bar.
"I'm happy to be here", said while still able to text my mom without making her cry.
"I'm happy to be here", said while still not wanting to punch my boss in the face.
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What you say when you're stuck in a situation and you're too scared to say the truth.
"I'm happy to be here", said while my friend was eating a whole pizza by himself.
"I'm happy to be here", said while my ex was flirting with my best friend.
"I'm happy to be here", said while I was about to cry in public.
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