I'm Half doomed and you're semi-sweet - You're like a broken chair and they're like a half-eaten coo

You're like a broken chair and they're like a half-eaten cookie, not great alone, but together you’re a mess worth sitting on.

Text: 'I’m half doomed and you’re semi-sweet. Let’s make a mess of life.'

DM: 'I’m half doomed and you’re semi-sweet. You’re my favorite kind of disaster.'

Conversation: 'You: I’m half doomed. Them: I’m semi-sweet. You: Let’s be a full disaster.'