I'm Half doomed and you're semi-sweet

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You're a disaster waiting to happen and they're just barely okay, but together you're like a bad breakfast and a half-eaten donut, still gross, but kind of fun.

You: 'I’m half doomed and you’re semi-sweet.' Them: 'That’s the most beautiful thing I’ve ever heard.'

DM: 'I’m half doomed and you’re semi-sweet. Let’s go fail together.'

Text: 'I’m half doomed and you’re semi-sweet. I’ll take the disaster part.'

by Slangipedia 11d ago

You're like a broken chair and they're like a half-eaten cookie, not great alone, but together you’re a mess worth sitting on.

Text: 'I’m half doomed and you’re semi-sweet. Let’s make a mess of life.'

DM: 'I’m half doomed and you’re semi-sweet. You’re my favorite kind of disaster.'

Conversation: 'You: I’m half doomed. Them: I’m semi-sweet. You: Let’s be a full disaster.'

by Slangipedia 11d ago

You're like a burnt toast and they're like a slightly soggy pancake, not perfect, but together you’re a breakfast of chaos and barely edible hope.

Text: 'I’m half doomed and you’re semi-sweet. Let’s burn this relationship.'

DM: 'I’m half doomed and you’re semi-sweet. Let’s be the worst couple ever.'

Conversation: 'You: I’m half doomed. Them: I’m semi-sweet. You: Let’s be a full mess.'

by Slangipedia 11d ago