i'm gonna salt you - You're about to get a tongue lashing so intense it'll make y

You're about to get a tongue lashing so intense it'll make your eyes look like soup.

I'm gonna salt you. You told my dog he was 'dumb.'

I'm gonna salt you. You said my joke was 'weak.'

I'm gonna salt you. You laughed at my fake tattoo.

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