Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A threat saying you're about to get roasted so bad your tears will drown your face.

I'm gonna salt you, kid. You just called my mom a taco.

I'm gonna salt you. You showed up late to my party.

I'm gonna salt you. You said my joke was 'meh.'

2

You're about to get called out so hard your face will turn red and your nose will cry.

I'm gonna salt you. You told my dog he was ugly.

I'm gonna salt you. You said my hair was 'messed up.'

I'm gonna salt you. You laughed at my fake mustache.

3

You're getting a verbal beatdown so strong it'll make you wish you were dead.

I'm gonna salt you. You insulted my pizza.

I'm gonna salt you. You told my uncle he was fat.

I'm gonna salt you. You said my joke was 'okay.'

4

You're about to be called out so hard your brain will quit and go on vacation.

I'm gonna salt you. You said my voice was 'annoying.'

I'm gonna salt you. You laughed at my fake beard.

I'm gonna salt you. You said my song was 'boring.'

5

You're about to get a tongue lashing so intense it'll make your eyes look like soup.

I'm gonna salt you. You told my dog he was 'dumb.'

I'm gonna salt you. You said my joke was 'weak.'

I'm gonna salt you. You laughed at my fake tattoo.

6

You're about to get talked to so badly your face will look like a broken toaster.

I'm gonna salt you. You insulted my chicken.

I'm gonna salt you. You said my hair was 'messy.'

I'm gonna salt you. You laughed at my fake glasses.