I'm gonna need Taco Bell
When you treat your girlfriend to a fancy dinner, then get hit with a food hangover and run to Taco Bell like it’s your last chance to survive the night.
Dinner was $40, I ate one bite and sprinted to Taco Bell like it was a fire alarm.
I took my girl out and got laid. Then I got 10 tacos and a soda. That’s a double win.
I had a date, got a free meal, and then I got 20 tacos. Life is good.