I'm gonna need Taco Bell

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When you blow your budget on a fancy dinner, end up with a sad stomach and a sore wallet, then sprint to Taco Bell like it’s the last stop before you cry in the bathroom.
Dinner was $50, I got one bite and left. Now I’m eating 30 tacos at 2 AM.
I paid for a date and got a free meal at Taco Bell. That’s a win.
My girlfriend said I was cheap. I said, ‘I’m just efficient.’
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The rage you feel when you spend more on a meal than you should, then get hit with the hunger from hell and run to Taco Bell like it’s your ex’s house.
Spent $30 on a steak, got a whopper at Taco Bell. That’s $30 for a burger? No way.
I went to a fancy restaurant and got one bite. Now I’m eating like I’m in a food coma.
I’m not cheap, I’m just rich in tacos.
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When you treat your girlfriend to a fancy dinner, then get hit with a food hangover and run to Taco Bell like it’s your last chance to survive the night.
Dinner was $40, I ate one bite and sprinted to Taco Bell like it was a fire alarm.
I took my girl out and got laid. Then I got 10 tacos and a soda. That’s a double win.
I had a date, got a free meal, and then I got 20 tacos. Life is good.
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