I'M GONNA FUCKING KILL MYSELF - You're so sick of everything that you swear you're going to

You're so sick of everything that you swear you're going to explode. Sometimes you say 'In Minecraft' to make it look like you're not really mad.

I'm gonna fucking kill myself because my brother stole my phone.

I'm gonna fucking kill myself because my teacher gave me detention.

I'm gonna fucking kill myself because my pizza was cold.