I'M GONNA FUCKING KILL MYSELF

You're so angry and tired that you scream you're going to stab yourself with a fork. Sometimes you add 'In a video game' to make it sound like you're not actually serious.

You're so sick of everything that you swear you're going to explode. Sometimes you say 'In Minecraft' to make it look like you're not really mad.

You're so upset that you promise to beat yourself with a chair. Sometimes you add 'In a video game' to pretend you're not really going to do it.