i'm gonna cum! - A guy’s way of telling a girl he’s about to shoot his load a

A guy’s way of telling a girl he’s about to shoot his load and probably won’t stop until he’s dead.

'I'm gonna cum!' he said, then started screaming like a banshee.

'I'm gonna cum!' he yelled, and the neighbor called the police.

'I'm gonna cum!' he said, and then he did it in the microwave.