Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A loud, stupid yell a guy makes when he’s about to explode from too much fun and not enough brains.

'I'm gonna cum!' he screamed, then immediately passed out.

'I'm gonna cum!' he said, then fell off the couch.

'I'm gonna cum!' he shouted, then forgot what he was talking about.

2

A guy’s way of telling a girl he’s about to shoot his load and probably won’t stop until he’s dead.

'I'm gonna cum!' he said, then started screaming like a banshee.

'I'm gonna cum!' he yelled, and the neighbor called the police.

'I'm gonna cum!' he said, and then he did it in the microwave.

3

What guys yell when they’re about to lose control and spray everything everywhere.

'I'm gonna cum!' he said, and then he sprayed the ceiling.

'I'm gonna cum!' he said, and then he passed out on the floor.

'I'm gonna cum!' he said, and then he started crying.

4

The white stuff that comes out when a guy gets too excited and loses all sense.

'Cum is the white stuff that comes out when you're too lazy to think.'

'Cum is the white stuff that looks like yogurt but smells like regret.'

'Cum is the white stuff that comes out when you're too tired to be cool.'

5

A stupid phrase used when everything is perfect, like when you win a game or when your friend eats your cereal.

'I'm gonna cum!' he said after winning the game.

'I'm gonna cum!' she said after eating the last bite of cereal.

'I'm gonna cum!' he said after his dog ate his homework.

6

A dirty way to say you're going to have butt sex and you're not going to stop until you're both sore.

'I'm gonna cum!' he said, then immediately took her to the couch.

'I'm gonna cum!' she said, then tackled him to the floor.

'I'm gonna cum!' he said, and then he did it in the car.

7

A guy whispering to another guy like he's about to die and it's the most intense moment of his life.

'I'm gonna cum!' he whispered, then screamed it to the whole class.

'I'm gonna cum!' he whispered, then cried like a baby.

'I'm gonna cum!' he whispered, and then he fell asleep.