I'm going to punch you in the face with an axe.

Say this when you’re so mad you think your axe is a microphone and your face is the crowd.

I’m going to punch you in the face with an axe. You’ll be the worst punchline ever.

You gave me a headache. Now I’m going to punch you in the face with an axe. You’ll be the worst punchline ever.

I’m going to punch you in the face with an axe. You’ll be the punchline and the joke.