I'm going to punch you in the face with an axe.

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Say this when you’re so mad you think your face is a door and your axe is the key.

I’m going to punch you in the face with an axe. You’re gonna wish you had a helmet.

You talk too much. I’m gonna punch you in the face with an axe. You’ll be crying in a ditch.

I’m gonna punch you in the face with an axe. You’ll be lucky if your nose survives.

Use this when you’re too angry to think straight and your axe is your new best friend.

You said one thing. Now I’m going to punch you in the face with an axe. You’re dead to me.

I don’t like your face. I’m going to punch you in the face with an axe. You’re gonna be sore.

I’m going to punch you in the face with an axe. You’ll be the talk of the lunchroom.

Say this when you’re so mad you think your axe is a microphone and your face is the crowd.

I’m going to punch you in the face with an axe. You’ll be the worst punchline ever.

You gave me a headache. Now I’m going to punch you in the face with an axe. You’ll be the worst punchline ever.

I’m going to punch you in the face with an axe. You’ll be the punchline and the joke.

Use this when you’re too furious to remember your own name and your axe is your new identity.

I’m going to punch you in the face with an axe. You’ll be the punchline of my rage.

You said my name wrong. Now I’m going to punch you in the face with an axe. You’ll be the punchline of my rage.

I’m going to punch you in the face with an axe. You’ll be the punchline of my rage, and I’ll be the punch.

Say this when you’re so angry your axe is your new voice and your face is your new audience.

I’m going to punch you in the face with an axe. You’ll be the punchline of my speech.

You talked too much. Now I’m going to punch you in the face with an axe. You’ll be the punchline of my speech.

I’m going to punch you in the face with an axe. You’ll be the punchline of my speech, and I’ll be the speaker.