I'm going to Joes - You say this when you're too lazy to do anything else and Jo

You say this when you're too lazy to do anything else and Joes is the only place that's worse than your life.

I'm going to Joes because I can't even walk home.

I'm going to Joes because my dog ate my homework and I’m crying.

I'm going to Joes because I failed my math test and I’m too tired to care.