I'm going to Joes

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When your friends ditch you and you end up at the worst bar ever, Joes, which is like a trash can with a sign on it.

I'm going to Joes because my friends are all dead to me.

I'm going to Joes because my project exploded and I’m too sad to live.

I'm going to Joes because my ex just texted me and I'm too mad to breathe.

You say this when you're too lazy to do anything else and Joes is the only place that's worse than your life.

I'm going to Joes because I can't even walk home.

I'm going to Joes because my dog ate my homework and I’m crying.

I'm going to Joes because I failed my math test and I’m too tired to care.

You scream this when you’re so angry or so sad that Joes is the only place you can stand being in.

I'm going to Joes because my mom yelled at me for the 100th time today.

I'm going to Joes because my crush ignored me and I’m dying.

I'm going to Joes because my pizza was cold and I’m furious.

You yell this when you’re so broke that Joes is the only place you can afford to go, and it’s still too expensive.

I'm going to Joes because I have no money and my wallet is crying.

I'm going to Joes because my bank account is empty and my life is broken.

I'm going to Joes because I spent all my cash on candy and I'm out of luck.

You say this when you’re too drunk to think straight and Joes is the only place that understands your pain.

I'm going to Joes because I drank all my soda and I’m wasted.

I'm going to Joes because my friends got me so drunk I can't walk.

I'm going to Joes because I'm drunk and I'm still mad at my brother.

You shout this when you’re too tired to deal with anything else and Joes is the only place that gives you peace, or at least a nap.

I'm going to Joes because I worked 10 hours and I need a break.

I'm going to Joes because my cat woke me up at 2 AM.

I'm going to Joes because my alarm clock broke and I’m too tired to fix it.