I'm going to Joes - You say this when you’re too drunk to think straight and Joe

You say this when you’re too drunk to think straight and Joes is the only place that understands your pain.

I'm going to Joes because I drank all my soda and I’m wasted.

I'm going to Joes because my friends got me so drunk I can't walk.

I'm going to Joes because I'm drunk and I'm still mad at my brother.