I'm Fucked Up - When someone loves or does stuff that makes you want to puke

When someone loves or does stuff that makes you want to puke or think they’ve been living in a trash can for years.

I'm fucked up because I ate three spoons of peanut butter straight from the jar.

I'm fucked up because I watched my dog eat my homework.

I'm fucked up because I licked a toilet bowl and called it a snack.