I'm Fucked Up

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When someone loves or does stuff that makes you want to puke or think they’ve been living in a trash can for years.

I'm fucked up because I ate three spoons of peanut butter straight from the jar.

I'm fucked up because I watched my dog eat my homework.

I'm fucked up because I licked a toilet bowl and called it a snack.

What you scream when you just finished jacking off to something so bad it makes your soul cry and your brain thank you.

I'm fucked up because I just watched my uncle fight a chicken.

I'm fucked up because I texted my ex and she replied with a picture of a cat wearing sunglasses.

I'm fucked up because I ate a whole pizza that had been left out for three days.