I'm fiiiiiine - When you're so wasted you can't tell the difference between

When you're so wasted you can't tell the difference between being fine and being a mess, and you still yell 'I'm fiiiiiine' like you're winning.

'I'm fiiiiiine,' he said, as he tried to balance on one foot and failed.

'I'm fiiiiiine,' she said, then cried into a pillow.

He yelled, 'I'm fiiiiiine,' then fell into a puddle.