I'm fiiiiiine

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When you're so wasted you're talking like a broken kazoo, and you yell 'I'm fiiiiiine' like it's the last word you'll ever say.

'I'm fiiiiiine,' he slurred, as he fell into a bush.

'I'm fiiiiiine,' she shouted, then vomited on my shoes.

He yelled, 'I'm fiiiiiine,' then tripped over a chair.

When you're so drunk you think you're a king, and you say 'I'm fiiiiiine' like it's a royal decree.

'I'm fiiiiiine,' he declared, as he tried to dance on a table.

'I'm fiiiiiine,' she said, then fell into a pool.

He announced, 'I'm fiiiiiine,' before he passed out on the floor.

When you're so wasted you can't tell the difference between being fine and being a mess, and you still yell 'I'm fiiiiiine' like you're winning.

'I'm fiiiiiine,' he said, as he tried to balance on one foot and failed.

'I'm fiiiiiine,' she said, then cried into a pillow.

He yelled, 'I'm fiiiiiine,' then fell into a puddle.

When you're drunk and you stretch out the word 'fine' like it's a sentence, and you sound like a dying raccoon.

'I'm fiiiiiine,' he slurred, as he fell over.

'I'm fiiiiiine,' she said, then laughed at nothing.

He yelled, 'I'm fiiiiiine,' then tried to bite a lamp.

When you're drunk and you say 'I'm fiiiiiine' like you're the best person ever, even though you just threw up.

'I'm fiiiiiine,' he said, as he threw up on the floor.

'I'm fiiiiiine,' she said, then passed out.

He yelled, 'I'm fiiiiiine,' then fell into a trash can.

When you're so drunk you think you're a superhero, and you say 'I'm fiiiiiine' like you just saved the world.

'I'm fiiiiiine,' he said, as he tried to fly off a couch.

'I'm fiiiiiine,' she said, then tripped over a cat.

He yelled, 'I'm fiiiiiine,' then collapsed on the floor.