I'm Drunk Enough - A man who's too drunk to remember his own name and wants his

A man who's too drunk to remember his own name and wants his buddy to punch him until his face looks like it was run over by a garbage truck.

I'm drunk enough for you to punch me until my face looks like it was run over by a garbage truck.

I'm drunk enough for you to hit me like I’m your long-lost brother.

I'm drunk enough for you to punch me and then forget why you did it.