I'm Drunk Enough

A drunk guy yells this when he’s too wasted to care about his dignity and wants his buddy to punch him so hard it looks like a wrestling move.

This phrase is said by a man who is too drunk to think straight and wants his friend to leave a handprint on his chest that will haunt him the next day.

Used by a man who is so wasted he thinks being punched is a compliment and wants his friend to leave a mark that will be the talk of the bar for days.

A man who’s drunk enough to think being hit is a badge of honor and wants his friend to punch him until his face looks like a fruit stand explosion.

This line is shouted by a man who is so wasted he thinks getting hit is a part of the drinking ritual and expects his friend to punch him like it’s a religious experience.

A man who's too drunk to remember his own name and wants his buddy to punch him until his face looks like it was run over by a garbage truck.