I'm Drunk Enough - A man who’s drunk enough to think being hit is a badge of ho

A man who’s drunk enough to think being hit is a badge of honor and wants his friend to punch him until his face looks like a fruit stand explosion.

I'm drunk enough for you to punch me until my face looks like a fruit explosion.

I'm drunk enough for you to hit me and call it a badge of honor.

I'm drunk enough for you to punch me and then take a selfie with the handprint.