I'm Desiced - You laughed so hard your toes fell off and you died. That's

You laughed so hard your toes fell off and you died. That's how funny it was.

I watched a man eat a whole pizza and my toes fell off. I'm desiced.

I saw a kid fall off a bike and my toes fell off. I'm desiced.

I heard a joke about socks and my toes fell off. I'm desiced.