I'm Desiced

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You laughed so hard you peed your pants and died. It was that funny.
My grandma saw a cat wearing a hat and screamed, 'I'm desiced!'
My brother told a joke about pizza and I died laughing. I'm desiced.
I watched a dog try to wear a tutu and I'm desiced.
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You laughed so hard you farts came out and you died. That's how funny it was.
My friend told a joke about ducks and I farted and died. I'm desiced.
I saw a man dance in a chicken suit and I'm desiced.
My dog barked at a vacuum and I'm desiced.
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You laughed so hard you exploded like a water balloon and died.
My sister saw a goat doing yoga and I'm desiced.
I watched a man try to sing opera and I exploded. I'm desiced.
My neighbor's kid told a joke and I exploded. I'm desiced.
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You laughed so hard your brain came out and you died. That's how funny it was.
I saw a man dance with a chicken and my brain came out. I'm desiced.
I heard a joke about tacos and my brain came out. I'm desiced.
I watched a dog try to talk and my brain came out. I'm desiced.
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You laughed so hard your toes fell off and you died. That's how funny it was.
I watched a man eat a whole pizza and my toes fell off. I'm desiced.
I saw a kid fall off a bike and my toes fell off. I'm desiced.
I heard a joke about socks and my toes fell off. I'm desiced.
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