I'm Denzel - I’m Denzel means you’re so trashed you think you’re a hero,

I’m Denzel means you’re so trashed you think you’re a hero, not a disaster waiting to happen, and you’re probably going to vomit on someone’s lap.

I’m Denzel and I just threw up on the seat next to me like it was a personal challenge.

I’m Denzel and I’m trying to fly a plane with one hand and a phone in the other.

I’m Denzel and I’m about to start a fight with the flight attendant over the last pretzel.